THE COCKATOOS ARE REALLY FUCKING BIG HERE WHAT ON EARTH HAVE THEY BEEN EATING
if Harry Potter has taught me anything it gets very cold when soul sucking creatures come around, and it’s been anything but
Australia the only country that would invite dementors on the basis of it being to damn hot.
I’d be 100% behind this idea if it weren’t for the whole crippling depression and removal of souls
Well, Tony Abbott is already our Prime Minister. I don’t think we’d notice Dementors.
remus lupins name is like “werewolf mcwerewolf” and his boggart is a moon and he misses classes on the full fucking moon. everyone except hermione is a DINGDONG
I would bet money that when a ‘rumor’ got out after Lupin quit that he was a werewolf the Ravenclaws collectively thought “That … That wasn’t common knowledge?”
I’m pretty sure the Hufflepuffs figured it out first, as they’re more likely to be concerned about Lupin’s shabby state, history of unemployment and ‘illness’. They probably collectively decided to keep mum because hey, everyone deserves a fair chance at life, werewolf or no, and he just seems like such a nice guy and is a genuinely good and caring teacher after all.
Australia needs Abbott? Yeah, well, running with that logic, Australia also needs —
- a kick to the face
- a Kaiju attack
- more reality cooking shows
- less rain
- Death Eaters
- renewal of ‘The Shire’
- more depressing art house films about the suburbs
- guns for children
- more ‘Underbelly’ seasons
- a Hellmouth
- more poisonous creatures
- to outlaw Gaytimes
And in all honesty, if we get Abbott, some things on this list are gonna come true.
Who wants to receive an actual hand written letter from overseas?
I know this is going to sound strange and a little bit dodgy, but hear me out.
I love writing letters to my family and friends who are all over the country. It’s just something I enjoy. But I’ve had a lot of people comment about how they never get a letter from overseas - and if they do, it’s usually a postcard.
So here’s my deal, Tumblr. Go to my Ask, send me a couple of questions along with an address a letter can get to you, and I will mail you a letter from a far away land.
Heck, it doesn’t even have to be overseas, even if you’re in another city in Australia.
I’m in Sydney, Australia, ask me something about that!
And don’t even feel like you need to write back, just be on the lookout for a letter.
Yeah, and I’ve put a lot of fandom tags on this, but it’s stuff I’m into. Sue me.
No sure if anyone will even answer this - it is a bit weird. But if I can give someone’s day a bit of a kick, that’d be awesome!!
So hit up my Ask! Say ‘Hi’!
Me (Hufflepuff) VS My sister (Gryffindor)
- Sister: Did you get Sorted at Pottermore?
- Me: Yep. Hufflepuff!!!
- Sister: Oh ... sucks to be you.
- Me: But I like Hufflepuff!
- Sister: But the don't do anything! They've got no skills.
- Me: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
- Sister: When then hell is that going to be useful?
- Me: Clearly you've never played naked hide-and-seek.
- Sister: What?
- Me: What?
Fuck ‘all the feels’ of Castiel’s return.
And the horror of the Hunger Games.
Arthur banishing Gwen.
Mr Bates going to gaol.
The death of Ned Stark.
Ron leaving Hermione.
The ‘Lonely Angel’.
And The Reichenbach Fall.
I have never felt such cold, hollowing sadness as I did as I watched Troy and Abed fall apart and go to war.
Please … make it right …