Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.
Didn’t the lollypop get suck to the back of the cloak? I always thought that’s what happened.
The Avengers || House Song
If the Avengers went to Hogwarts!!!
I know this is going to sound strange and a little bit dodgy, but hear me out.
I love writing letters to my family and friends who are all over the country. It’s just something I enjoy. But I’ve had a lot of people comment about how they never get a letter from overseas - and if they do, it’s usually a postcard.
So here’s my deal, Tumblr. Go to my Ask, send me a couple of questions along with an address a letter can get to you, and I will mail you a letter from a far away land.
Heck, it doesn’t even have to be overseas, even if you’re in another city in Australia.
I’m in Sydney, Australia, ask me something about that!
And don’t even feel like you need to write back, just be on the lookout for a letter.
Yeah, and I’ve put a lot of fandom tags on this, but it’s stuff I’m into. Sue me.
No sure if anyone will even answer this - it is a bit weird. But if I can give someone’s day a bit of a kick, that’d be awesome!!
So hit up my Ask! Say ‘Hi’!
Me (Hufflepuff) VS My sister (Gryffindor)
- Sister: Did you get Sorted at Pottermore?
- Me: Yep. Hufflepuff!!!
- Sister: Oh ... sucks to be you.
- Me: But I like Hufflepuff!
- Sister: But the don't do anything! They've got no skills.
- Me: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
- Sister: When then hell is that going to be useful?
- Me: Clearly you've never played naked hide-and-seek.
- Sister: What?
- Me: What?
Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. The four houses are named after them: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin.
Fuck ‘all the feels’ of Castiel’s return.
And the horror of the Hunger Games.
Arthur banishing Gwen.
Mr Bates going to gaol.
The death of Ned Stark.
Ron leaving Hermione.
The ‘Lonely Angel’.
And The Reichenbach Fall.
I have never felt such cold, hollowing sadness as I did as I watched Troy and Abed fall apart and go to war.
Please … make it right …
See ya folks!
… I’m so bored, I want some anons in my ask. Anything related to those tags.
Actually, I’m a tour guide here in Sydney, so if you have questions about that …
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