in primary school I accidentally called the first aid lady mum and I was mortified
it’s funny because my mum was the first aid lady
my dad was my teacher in high school and i always called him dad nobody cared except this one teacher who told me i was being disrespectful and i was like ‘what the hell do you think i call him at home??’
HEY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS IN THE SYDNEY REGION PLEASE REMEMBER THAT NEXT SUNDAY 16TH OF MARCH WERE ARE GOING TO MARCH IN MARCH AT BELMORE PARK IN SYDNEY’S CBD AT 1PM, TO PROTEST THIS TRAVESTY OF A GOVERNMENT THAT AUSTRALIANS MUST GET RID OF.
Abbott and his group of thieving, cruel, selfish scumbags need to be sent a message - we are not an idle nation. Protest.
MARCH IN MARCH.
Getting real sick of the obscenely wealthy throwing around the word ‘entitled’ like a bunch of ten year olds who’ve just discovered a new word and thinks it makes them sound smart.
Getting real tired of the mega rich Australians who inherited their wealth and pay almost no tax on their millions who then turn around and keep bleating that we need to end the ‘age of entitlement’ aka stop funding education and healthcare.
- Coulson: Goddammit, Fury, another acronym? What is it with you and acronyms? Is Fury even your real name, or is that an acronym, too?
- Fury: It stands for Fucking Unbeatable Righteous YOLO.
- Coulson: ...
- Fury: It's got a second acronym inside the first, as backup.
If your image of Western Australia is of some caricatured redneck backwater that is enjoying the murderous horror unfolding on Manus Island, you’re reading us wrong. Every time you refer to us as ‘the mining state’, as though the Western third of our ancient continent is just Gina Rinehart’s inheritance to be chopped, benched and blasted, you’re reading us wrong. Western Australians are a generous and welcoming lot, but if you arrive and start talking proudly about your attempts to bankrupt the renewable energy sector, or cripple the independence of the ABC and privatise SBS; if you show up waving your homophobia in people’s faces and start boasting about your ever-more insidious attacks on the trade union movement and all working people, you can expect a very different welcome.
Prime Minister, you are welcome to take your heartless, racist exploitation of people’s fears and ram it as far from Western Australia as your taxpayer-funded travel entitlements can take you … We want our country back. Through chance, misadventure and, somewhere, a couple of boxes of misplaced ballot papers, we’ve been given the opportunity to take it back: just one seat, next April 5, and a whole lot more in 2016.
Game on, Prime Minister. See you out West. Greens Senator Scott Ludlam, who recently won his seat in Western Australia after 1370 votes that were misplaced in the September election were found and counted, ‘invites’ the Mad Monk to WA.